中国地大物博，猛人无数！！

 

大中华佛国(1947----1953，1983)
先主石顶武 1947----1953 图谋叛乱，被人民政府处决。
后主石金鑫 1983 石顶武之子，1983年复国，旋被镇压。


道德金门皇帝
丁兴来 1981----1990 地处大别山，由于交通闭塞，直到称帝后十年才被发现并被镇压。


中原皇清国

正皇帝张清安 1982
副皇帝廖桂堂 1982 以皇清为年号.地处大巴山。


圣朝国 
林文勇 1980----1982 地处大巴山仪陇山区


1982年地处大巴山的曹家元自称玉皇大帝，旋灭。

1980年地处大巴山的朱仕强自称皇帝，仅七日即灭。


大圣王朝（1986----1988）
女皇晁正坤 1986----1988 地处胶东半岛。


万顺天国 （1990----1992） 
李成福 1990----1992 地处豫西。自建安民党、万李起义军，自称唐朝后裔，妄图以农村
包围城市的方式复辟唐朝帝制，定都西安。后被公安局镇压。



90年代地处大西南偏远山村的农民赵振国自称天道教的玉皇大帝


这些所谓的“皇帝”大致分为三类人，一、文盲。二、江湖术士。三、权力狂。他们大都
是地处边远地区和山乡，由于交通闭塞，土地贫嵴，村民愚昧，拉帮结派聚众称帝。

资料来源《帝梦惊华》。

BCN 2-1 CHL......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

GREAT GAME!!!!!!! RONALDINI>=GOD!!

 

 

If U drink and drive, u.....DIE!!!!!

 

One Wabash alumni graduated last year died in a car crash today at 1am.......

 

Life is short....

 

O, and soccor news:

 

Real 0-1 ASN; AC 1-1 B.M

 

Cant wait to see tomorrow's game......lol

Physics exams...............pissing me off.......

Topology homework........pissing me off.......

Art design project..........pissing me off.......

Cant fall asleep.............pissing me off.......

Writing e-mails..............pissing me off.......

Independent research.....pissing me off.......

Drinking Vodka..............pissing me off.......

Smoking crap................pissing me off.......

Studying GRE...............pissing me off.......

My shitty Computer........pissing me off.......

Intern applications.........pissing me off.......

Tax forms...................pissing me off.......

Playing games..............pissing me off.......

Still miss her.................pissing me off.......

Need a haircut..............pissing me off.......

Crawfordsville..............pissing me off.......

 

I want to go to africa.......I want to kill somebody.......

 

This life is so fucking pissing me off...........

 

 

No Use For a Name--Dumb Reminders
I heard the message
Then i rang it off the hook
I didn\'t get you till 1 I am
Who was wrong and who was right
And this distance caused a fight
Now i\'m ready to give in
Honestly
I\'d give anything
To be with you
Right now
This town is full of dumb reminders
Having a good time can\'t you tell
Hang up the phone and then i come back down
Miss you i hope you\'re doing well
I\'m used to waiting
What\'s a voice without a face
I think i\'m dying without you here
So i drink myself to sleep
And then i hide beneath the sheet
And i try to disappear
I get up
Every single time
Cuz you keep me
Alive
This town is full of dumb reminders
How far ahead from you in miles
If i could get one time as take it down
Maybe then i could see you
This town is full of dumb reminders
Having a good time can\'t you tell
Hang up the phone and then i come back down
Miss you i hope you\'re doing well 

跟一帮子教授打篮球，某一与我关系不错的教授比赛中满身怨气，神情凶恶，那球就扣，见人就推，犹如恶鬼附身，令人望而却步。。。

 

第二天上课才从另一教授口中得知。。。原来是老婆弃他而去。。。某无话可说。。。

I WILL NEVER GET DRUNK AGAIN PERIOD!!!!!

yep, chinese new year......but what the hell....no one really gives a shit about it here......still have homework to do tonight.....

 

Anyway......wish everyone on the other side of this planet has a nice holiday....

I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car I need a car

best movie: Lord of War

worst movie: Wu Ji (A.k.a The promise)

only movie watched in theater: Star War III

most entertaining: Sin City

Scariest: Saw II

Surprise: Brokeback Mountain, King Kong 

 

And the best quotes:

 

"Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start."

 

"There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."

 

 

OK...I am bored...wanna write something about my 2005...

 

Then...I start thinking about someone...and if I am thinking about this person...I cant write anything...

 

So...I give up...

 

 

 

 

Fuck Off 2005!!!!!

 

 

Going to an all male institution does have it's benefits. Unfortunately, women and political correctness are not among these benefits.

 

Let's face it, if you have ever made a knee-jerk insult to a stupid comment, or if you have ever made the effort to verbally whip someone with your wit, whether clever or not, then you're an asshole.

 

 It's ok. Assholes run the world. Bush=asshole, Blair=asshole, heck people even thought Jesus was an asshole...in actuality, he was the Messiah, which is a quick way of saying "I don't care what you think really".

 

So stand up, drink a beer, and remember, it can be very lonely at the top, but it's much more reassuring to look down upon everyone below you.


Here is a true life joke that, as assholes (or philosophy or religion majors), you'll appreciate:

Executive: "What's something useful you can you do?"

Wabash Man: "I Kant."